Brittany Tomkin (Myrtle) has appeared in numerous videos with her sketch duo, "Brit & Brit" and has performed in live shows at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and The Peoples Improv Theater. She is also a contributing writer for Reductress, where her startled face is often printed next to hilarious and frequently embarrassing headlines that she has to then explain to her parents. You can follow her on instagram @brittacus.
Jorja Hudson (Willoughby)'s performance credits include "The Discomfort Zone: A Show About Anxiety", "OSFUG" and many improv class shows at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. She co-hosted the long-running weekly sketch and improv jam "BYOT" at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre East. She writes and stars in many sketch videos with her duo "Brit & Brit", who have also performed live at the Peoples Improv Theatre. Jorja can be followed on instagram @jorjanxiously.
Will Hines (Captain Kipperary) is a longtime performer and teacher at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in both New York City, where he started and Los Angeles, where he currently lives. He's been on actual television sometimes for as much as three lines in a row! (Brooklyn 99, Search Party, Broad City, Inside Amy Schumer). He's currently trying to learn the guitar. You can find him online at Will Hines.net.
Dom Manzolillo (Detective Sam Goodguy) is an actor, writer, improviser, and a native New Yorker. He has been involved in the Upright Citizens Brigade community since 2007. Has been with stellar Maude sketch teams, Supereasy and Absolutely. Was also placed on the inaugural Characters Welcome house team. Now he can be seen performing his one man show "My Name is Dom Hanks" at the Annoyance Theatre, and co-hosting "Ding Dong!" at UCB. He has toured around the country to numerous festivals with his indie improv teams Dreadnought, Iron Ruckus and Grand Falloon. You can find him online at Dom Manzolillo.com.
Richard "Big Rich" Armstead (Detective Shmih) is an actor from Somerset, NJ. He has an extensive background in in Stage performance and can be seen on a stage in person from time to time. He was at one point the youngest and most tan of the Madrigal Singers at the New Jersey Renaissance Kingdom.
Sharon Spell (Sybil) is host of​ The Sharon Spell Show comedy podcast​. ​ She's appeared on Adam Ruins Everything on truTV, in videos on Funny or Di​e and is co-creator and actor in the web series Sad Marriage. In New York City she is a producer on Night Late at UCBT NY and co-producer of storytelling show Gems​. She's been featured on The Moth​'s​ Mainstage, and her ​one-woman ​show "You're Doing Great!" was selected for The Tank Theater's ​ Dead Parents Club Solo Show Festival​.​
Jake Hyland (Phil Collins) is a bi-coastal (NY and NJ sides of the Hudson) architect by day and comedian by night. He is always the brains, or lack thereof, behind the very online web presence/nuisance @AdjectiveNouns on Twitter. He does improv, stand-up, and sketch-writing around the city. He'd show you some of his own videos he's written and produced but YouTube banned them for being too ahead of their time. A unanimously despised office drone is the role he was born for.
Micah Phillips (Gloucester Dickbird) is an editor for The Opposition With Jordan Klepper and can be found on Twitter @micahphillips and Instagram @thisismicah.
Drew Freed (Box)  is an actor/ writer living in NYC. Past credits include Netflix Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Tru TVs Hack My Life and VH1s Talk 30 to Me. Catch him live with The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre sketch team "Pretty Boys" the first Monday of every month at UCB Theater Hell’s Kitchen.
Manolo Moreno (Roger Smith) is a Pennsylvania-born Filipino American comedian and animator who was once featured in Karate Magazine’s ‘A List of Five Comedians I Know Personally.’ He is also a sidekick on Earwolf's Dr. Gameshow with Jo Firestone.
Marshall Louise (Pink) is a New York City based actor. She grew up on the corner of a wheat field and dirt road in northern Oklahoma. After graduating from NYU she's focused on contributing to new theatre work, performing off-Broadway, and lending her loud voice as a voiceover artist. She's currently in production on her own short film venture. You can find out more on MarshallLouise.com, or through social media: @MarshallLouise.